May 2012
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Katy Perry > Russell Brand
Watchjust an innocent little ReBlog !
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All I'm sellin' is sex AKA katy perry.
Okuur, so i’m just gonna start off by saying ’ jfsdjfdhskfdsfdhkfj’ Wide Awake, Sunday 20th May 2012 Billboard Awards, LIVE > Katy Perry.
Now I’m gonna moan about how I can’t afford to buy anything nice to wear to the summertime ball, which is in 24 days may I just add, because I spent all my ££ on Katy Perry. Granted, £85 for a ticket to sit through every other...
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SUMMERTIME BALL ; 28 days. jfhsdfjdfkdsfjsofjkds.
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its been a little while but I'm back & I come...
April 2012
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SO CALL ME MAYBE?
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this is what happens to me if you try calling me...
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you can keep the diamond ring, it don't mean...
March 2012
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I don't have time to do any vlogs.
because I spend my days finding out where Katy is , booking flights & hotels to where she is at that precise moment, then finding out that she’s actually in MY country in the first place. Vis-a-vis, I fly to Paris to realise she’s back in the UK.
This week, I’m taking a 10 hour bus journey to Scotland to then also take another 10 hour bus trip to London, to MAYBE see Katy...
February 2012
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ps : Katy Perry owns me.
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Watch” omg Karys, I love her. She’s so sexual. She always wants to touch my boobs, she knows whats right ” - Katy Perry.
This is my reaction when I got told Katy remembered me and said that shit up there ^
LONDON TOWN.
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Not battery operated! I am a real person! HA!
Me and my little kittehnnnz first video blog about UR SO GAY! :P
JUST AN INNOCENT REBLOG. 2008.
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why isn't beauty , ugly?
Is beauty just a cultural thing, based on whatever the common consensus is at any particular time? Or is there a ‘true beauty’, that we find in all cultures and times?
I don’t understand why people judge people by the way they look. The clothes they wear, the things they believe in & the colour of their skin. Why can’t this be normal ? Why can’t we just accept that...
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WatchGAGA OHH LA LA.. roma romaa out-of-the-grammys-because-Katy-slayed-and-I-got-jealous ..
but I do like her. I do. really , ✌.
grammys grammys grammys. sex. elephants, pregnant, KATY . Marry me?K.
Happy Valentines Day sexy laydeeeeees ❤
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she got the moves like Jagger..
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are you brave enough to let me see your peacock?... →
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ITS F-E-B-[R]-U-A-R-Y , SLASH DOT.
Pinch , punch, first on the month, no fucking returns ; unless you’re katy perry, then you can return the favour. It takes me a month to find the right spelling of the werd February, why is it so difficult to spell ? Whats with the random R in the middle of the word? Its there to confuse people & make you pull a really ugly face whilst saying the word. We know your game Jesus,...
January 2012
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“he’s so stupid, heres how I know : what kind of genius would let...”
– yes Russell, you vaginafacebearcunt, comparisons are easily done once you’ve had a taste of perfection.
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KATY PERRY, YOUR FUCKING STUPID PERFECT FACE IS...
BIG THINGS ARE HAPPENING!
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Katys in Indonesia & I'm in the clouds.
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, I’m sooooooooo happy & sad at the same time. I’m werking Hot n Cold right now. Katy Perry is in Indonesia ready to rawk the stage on a one-off California Dreams Tour show & I’m stuck in Wales feeling sorry for myself because I’m not yet famous & I don’t give a fuck but I’ve got a super hot date & he’s totally my teenage...
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CALIFORNIA DREAMS TOUR , ONE LAST TIME (x2)
So0o0o0o, TODAY the CDT & KATY are headed to Indonesia for the last 2 shows of the California Dreams Tour. Its basically over already but there’s 2 shows left, so its not technically over if yanno what I mean . I’m so gutted that I’m not Indonesian or Philipiniean (whatever you sexy guys are called) right now, I’d quite happily sit on the wing of a plane for 20+ hours...
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” I am so grateful for all the love and support I’ve had from people around the world. You guys have made my heart happy again ” - Katy Perry
KATY PERRY FUCKING TWEETED. after 10+ days of nothing.el zipo, she fucking tweets. something so beautiful too, so I recorded my reaction. Don’t expect miracles, its 2AM, Katy just tweeted & I just gave birth to a camel. So...
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this is real fucking life.
hi. this is my blog and I’ll blog what the fuck I like. I’ll make videos of myself eating my cereal or in the bath doing press ups if I want to. I’ll do cameos and vlogs , I’ll do it all, probably now just to annoy the haters. haters gonna hate ; fakers gonna fake. whuuut.
london is calling my name next month. we’re attending a gay bar to watch a woman sing...
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Watchthings have happened. sad things. Katy always makes me happy when i’m feeling down, so its time to return the favour…
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December 2011
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happy happy happy happy OLD year.
Why does it have to be Happy New Year? Why is it that we’re celebrating leaving the year behind us? I, for one, quite frankly don’t ever want 2011 to end. So NO. Its not Happy New Year, its Happy Old Year & Sad New Year. I’m not celebrating the end of this year when I don’t wish for it to end, I made amazing friends n’ met perfect people this year , I fucking...
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PERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
Heres a little something from ME to you. Everyone wants a bit of Perry under their tree at christmas. But instead she’s spending it in Hawaii, the fucking slut. Still, eat yourselves into a food coma and do all the illegal things you want to . Its christmas, who cares? Just remember the real reasons for December 25.
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WatchI’ve definately gone from junior high to high school now. FAST FACT : I RECORDED BREAKOUT BEFORE MILEY BITCHEZZZZZ. Am I loud ? and obnoxious? If you’re gonna roll in my group you’re either going to look tranny fierce with your 5 inch heels or not! And I came home to Lily Allen’s vagina on Perez. I’m sorry this blogs been rated PG 13, please do not watch it...
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